BS in the News... (What People Are Saying)
"Next month's Nokia Sugar Bowl should be renamed the Sweet'N Low Sugar Bowl. What we're being fed is a substitute national championship game." -- Jon Saraceno, USA Today columnist |
"We need to redesign the way they program the computers. All I know is that there are way too many 'ifs.'"
-- Mike Garrett, USC athletic director
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"When the BCS started, a decision was made collectively, as coaches, that the BCS champion would receive our championship and our trophy. It's as simple as that." -- Grant Teaff, AFCA, executive director
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"I don't see, if (the national championship) is split, where it hurts anybody. It's just the way the system is."
-- Bob Stoops, OU coach
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"USC would have gone to the Rose, and LSU would have been in the Sugar and Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl. And none of them would have played. So I think our system is better than what we had."
-- Mike Tranghese, Big East commissioner and current BCS coordinator
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"There needs to be a big playoff. We would do away with putting all this foolishness into the computer and hoping somehow it is going to do the right thing."
-- Mike Leach, Texas Tech coach
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A Few Examples of Timeless Bull Shit
- Why do CEOs get compensated millions and millions of dollars when their companies perform poorly?
- Why does Pfizer have to disclose the possibility of rare side effects when advertising drugs, but McDonalds can peddle Big Macs with no disclaimer?
- Whats wrong with terrorist profiling when the average American consumer is profiled every day and, consequently, attacked by massive junk-mail and SPAM campaigns?
- What about those programs that help you pay off your mortgage early. Are they really helping you?
- Female bathrooms. Why are the lines so long all the time? Does this constitute poor planning?
- The cost of letting all government employees off work for a national day of mourning when former presidents die.
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And just so you know were not too full of bull, we might want to publish your story in our book or at the very least on our website!
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